THE PRETZEL UDPATE!!! (also trading cards)

Dota 2

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[h1][b]Hey! It's meee!! Little Tommy!! I'm pushing an update to the game!! Look at meee!!![/b][/h1] First things first! Not many people are here in the office right now - but I've been here! You can bet your bottom dollar on that! I'm here to REALLY shake things up! Hahaha!! I'm shaking this up in two main ways. Two main ways. [h1]1: Adding TRADING CARDS to this weird Tiger game thing!![/h1] So I think before all of the Doctor Tiger game people disappeared they were working on getting all of you folks some trading cards. I think they're pretty cool - but I added a couple of my own little improvements! Ha! Nah just kidding. I don't want to get FIRED!! What kinda- what- anyway The second main big thing that I've been doing to SHAKE THINGS UP has been to: [h1]2: HIDE PRETZELS ALL OVER THE BUILDING.[/h1] Yeah! Yeah! I've put a buckle on it and given everybody what they REALLY wanted. Pretzels!! Loads of pretzels to find in every nook and cranny!! Yeah you might not find them straight away but if you LOOK you'll see! You'll see them once and for all!! Yeah anyway that's what I've got to say! Me! Little Tommy!! Little Tommy over and out!! OVER AND OUT!!! [i]- Little Tommy[/i] (P.S. If you want to hear more from [u]ME[/u], Little Tommy be sure to sign up to the Crows Crows Crows newsletter over at [url=crowscrowscrows.com] THIS WEBSITE[/url]. Put a buckle on it.)