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[h1]KEEP IT DOWN![/h1] We can [i]very quietly[/i] announce that [url=https://store.steampowered.com/developer/CrowsCrowsCrows]Crows Crows Crows[/url] is coming back to Steam! We’ve got a whole coffin full of PC games ready to release this instant- from small PC experiments gone wrong, to our very own Half Life 2: Episode Thr- [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/a6fb101b36ec92d3cc8091366a20a19ad780a2d5.png[/img] SHHHH!!! Don’t say the forbidden phrase!! Now, before we can release these beauties we need to set a couple of things straight. The last time you saw us on here we’d just released Dr. Langeskov and Accounting. Look at them over there. Waving to us from the past. How little they both knew… [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/40628ccbaa212fa80b531b86143e84a7ed39eff0.gif[/img] Back in those sepia-snapchat filter days Crows Crows Crows was a smaller collection of dangerous individuals, mostly collaborating remotely via morse code or dropbox. But now we are in the future. Now we have MORE PEOPLE. We have a GOOGLE DRIVE. We have AN OFFICE. And in this office… IS A HATCH. [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/c9a664256304a51f4f7a4b66678cb9e2c127ffaa.png[/img] A voice behind us tells us what to do. We listen to the voice and we feed the creature as much as is needed. We should be happy it's there for us. And look, here it goes, giving us a new direction... [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/639ad8357d8e7e73ddc8d2b371e9f0a23baf9f08.png[/img] [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/1b5d2184dd9e7c7adaab3939ccc50cab59abacb6.png[/img] Hatch Creature, please leave my sleep undisturbed tonight. We promise we’re going to stop messing around with apps like EAT, itch.io games like The Temple of No and PS VR games like Accounting+. Steam is the future!! We swear!! We’re going back to the future!! Please!! Please!! We'll even bring some of our existing games over to Steam if that'll stop you spooking us!!! [b]We have multiple non-VR titles in the works.[/b] It is important you know that so I am telling you now in no uncertain terms. [b]APART FROM ACCOUNTING+ VR is dead.[/b] Heard it here fifth! It’s gone. It is outta here. Good. Now. We've gotta get the satanic rite out of the way. No way around this one gamers! OLD ONES FROM THE GREAT BEYOND JOIN US IN UNHOLY BOND EVIL WITH UNSPEAKABLE NAMES WORKING ON SEVERAL PC GAMES LOTS OF NEW CONTENT FOR YOU TO SEE IS IT A KART RACER? IS IT HALF LIFE THREE? [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/d46f97eaba50c5d7f22ac12035ba9184b25cf706.png[/img] [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/902f854f587b15d77cdb32f29367cd88a7de27bf.png[/img] Some of these games we’ve had in production for longer than a year, it’s been a long and difficult road to get to this point but we’re very excited to share what we’ve been working on with all of you! We post secrets & sneaky peeks over on our Discord! Get over on in there, chill out & maybe play some games with the team! [url=https://discord.gg/kmEYEac][img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/11090111/529dbf4e39f80e4277d5efc16ca81ab3c851b42c.png[/img][/url] We also have a brand new [url=https://store.steampowered.com/developer/CrowsCrowsCrows]STEAM DEVELOPER PROFILE[/url]... But it probably wouldn’t interest you… Right? [i]Catch you soon (in a big net), Crows Crows Crows[/i]