Merch?? MERCH!!

Going Under

Going Under is a satirical dungeon crawler about exploring the cursed ruins of failed tech startups. As an unpaid intern in the dystopian city of Neo-Cascadia, you’ll wield office junk as weaponry as you make your way through the offbeat procedural dungeons beneath your company campus.

What's up interns. The team's been working our butts off on the major content update for Going Under. It's gonna feature a new game mode, new weapons, new Skills, and a bunch of other spicy stuff. We'll have more news extremely soon! [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/35928655/1d8abc3bad057109ad0b04ddedab9919c0186253.png[/img] [i]Jackie can...go home?[/i] In the meantime, though, we've got something a lot of you have been asking for for ages - MERCH. [h2]All your materialistic needs, fulfilled![/h2] https://teespring.com/stores/aggro-crab That's right, MERCH. Starting today, superfans of Going Under can visit Aggro Crab's Teespring and check out our first run of cool s██t, including: [list] [*] A premium long-sleeve shirt featuring an original design from Patrick Edell! Find him at https://twitter.com/zapfriend [*] A Joblin Mug to drink your quadruple shots of espresso out of [*] An "anti-aliasing aliasing club" hoodie, inspired by Zans's outfit in Styxcoin [*] ...and more??? Pics below. [/list] [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/35928655/dd04999f251d5c3cbf4c90c24d3ae45da1f3c2e6.png[/img] [i]Barely in time for the holidays![/i] We'll be introducing new items to the store regularly, as well as rotating out old ones occasionally. So if you see something you like, jump on it! I'm gonna drop the link again, just in case you weren't paying attention: https://teespring.com/stores/aggro-crab https://teespring.com/stores/aggro-crab https://teespring.com/stores/aggro-crab That's all for today! Keep hustling, interns! There's no work like overwork!