A physics-based platformer with unique controls and a pun-laden narrator. Jump, stick, and attempt to roll a loop over obstacles. Perhaps this game will teach you patience. Stick with it! I'll be right there with you. In your earhole. *Plorp*
Have you been screaming in frustration at a blob of goop? Now, maybe, you'll feel guilty about it.
Just look at that cute little guy. LOOK AT HIM! He's trying his best, OK? You should try your best, too.
In addition to cute eyes, the goop blushes after farting. These are the kinds of high-priority tasks I need to finish before the game can get out of early access. I'm pretty sure that feature, alone, bumps the value of the game up by a couple dollars, so you might want to grab the game before the price increases!
I also added some different voice lines depending on how long you took to beat the game, so, after feeling bad about yelling at that cute little goop, you can also feel bad about how long it took to finish.
