A physics-based platformer with unique controls and a pun-laden narrator. Jump, stick, and attempt to roll a loop over obstacles. Perhaps this game will teach you patience. Stick with it! I'll be right there with you. In your earhole. *Plorp*
I felt the part after the fake finish line was a little unfair, so I added a temporary blocker to give players a second chance, but once it's hit, it's "So long, sucker!"
Like, literally, it's a sucker. And it's so long. Because I had to be more horrible while making things less horrible to maintain balance in the universe.
Other things in this build:
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[*] Translation updates for Portugese (Brazil), German, and French (Thanks to Combine, Cold, kaua0f0m, ddanel, and mbr_bombadil)
[*] Swahili (Kenya) translation (Thanks to davidnjihiahere)
[*] Added nothing up the ramp after the finish line.
[*] Fixed crash with "zoom" console command.
[*] Increased voice over queue time.
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