A physics-based platformer with unique controls and a pun-laden narrator. Jump, stick, and attempt to roll a loop over obstacles. Perhaps this game will teach you patience. Stick with it! I'll be right there with you. In your earhole. *Plorp*
Fixed some bugs, added some landmarks to help reduce confusion, and added more bad jokes to help increase confusion.
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[*] Added an end screen with a summary of time taken and paint cans collected.
[*] Smoke and soda can landmarks to help people figure out where they are after falling down.
[*] In addition to "camera goop", "camera loop", and "camera average", there's a "camera freeze" console command, on the off chance people want to make videos or some nonsense where the goop rolls into frame.
[*] More useless console commands to troll people trying to type in cheats.
[*] Attempted to ensure the menu background sound doesn't play once the game is running.
[*] Timer doesn't start until intro cinematic finishes.
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