Kriller Instincts

Holy Potatoes! A Spy Story?!

Holy Potatoes! A Spy Story?! is a wacky spy agency sim where you manage your very own potato spy headquarters, train an elite spy team, and strategize top-secret missions while uncovering the truth behind an evil spy corporation.

[img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32565025/72ce4fabe589ab91d51ff3e28d3b7368d4b2bbbf.gif[/img] Hello Spudlings! Welcome back to another Thursday update :) Before we begin, we’d like to say that Spanish localisation for A Weapon Shop?! is ready, and will be released REAL SOON :O Keep your eyes out for that! Now, onto the good stuff. As promised, we have gathered here today to learn more about our main characters, Ren and Rexa (and Arm)! ..... .. .. .... . ... .. .... . ..... / ... . .... ..... .. .. ... .... .... ... .. .... / . . ... ... . .... / ... ... ... .... . ... / .. ... . . ..... . . ..... / ..... .. .. ... . . .... .... / .. .... ... ... / . ... ... .... ... .. ... .. ... .... ... ... // -.--.- -. --- - / -- --- .-. ... . --..-- / -... ..- -.. -.. -.-- -.--.- [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32565025/86a3de6a2e2039e97b48bc400e1d92d92cc26e3b.gif[/img] Arm thinks he’s got Ren wrapped around his little finger. Ren thinks, however, that Arm’s jokes are so bad because he’s a literal face-palm. Ha. The metal arm is a bit of a mystery in itself, both in-game and outside of it. Our current lead writer, Ryu, says that nobody really knew what the purpose of the arm was. So she superhero-dived in and made it “talk and be annoying”. Verbatim. -. --- .-- --..-- / - .... .. -. -.- / .- .-.. .--. .... .- -... . - .. -.-. .- .-../- .-- .. -.-. . [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32565025/d10b02f6a0351431247215ffb7636f89478828b2.gif[/img] The conception of this brilliant discovery happened 11 years ago, under a desk in a classroom. Not much is known about the reason for a whale washer, but us lesser edibles can only hope to understand Rexa’s genius. Here it is, in all of its full, grainy glory: (You can even see the timestamp!) [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32565025/f0bbfa28b02f2080c0183cb22941117efd9047a9.jpg[/img] And here’s the simplified version: [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/32565025/b9196e282f93f7c966c4aedc9cb2ad68b2d211c3.png[/img] Customisable goggles available! --. --.. -.- .-.-.- / --. --.. -.- .-.-.- / --. --.. -.- .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / -.-. --- -- . ... / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / --. --- . ... / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. .-.-.- As always, thank you for reading, and wvvk uirvw levi ylrovw~ Cheers, The Spud from U.N.C.L.E. ..-. ..- -. / ..-. .- -.-. - ---... / -... .-.. ..- . / .-- .... .- .-.. . ... / .- .-. --- ..- -. -.. / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .... .- ...- . / -... . . -. / ... .. -. --. .. -. --. / .- - / -.. . . .--. . .-. / .--. .. - -.-. .... . ... / ... .. -. -.-. . / - .... . / .---- ----. -.... ----- ... JOIN THE COOL KIDS ON DISCORD: https://discord.me/holypotatoes Twitter: https://twitter.com/holypotatogame Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/holypotatogame/?hl=en Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/holypotatogame/