Anomalytics: From the Files of the Arcane Statistics Authority
As an agent of the Arcane Statistics Authority, delve into the concrete depths of abandoned warehouses, malicious start-ups, and redacted art exhibitions to log arcane phenomena. Armed with your trusty calculator and a trove of empirical equipment, prepare to combat the unknown ... by measuring it.
[b]Dear agents,[/b]
I am extremely pleased to witness the endless enthusiasm with which you execute your mandatory tasks.
However, HR is less pleased and insisted on pushing this "update" to improve "quality of life", whatever that is. The changes include the following:
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[*] Radio battery for transmissions now lasts longer
[*] Added fairy lights
[*] [spoiler]Fairy King[/spoiler] is now 20% more perceptible
[*] Insanity now applies a fisheye effect (as originally intended, was not applying properly previously)
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Aside from that, those pencil-pushing buffoons have also assigned agents "field work" to give them a chance to step outside and avoid spontaneous self-conflagaration (or as the weak call it, "burnout"). You can expect the following from this so-called "field work":
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[*] Added the first Forest mission as part of a larger mission path: The mission path can be accessed using a new terminal in the office after completing mission 9
[*] Added a new tool ("The Flute") that can appear in Forest missions and at any point during a Cold Cases run
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Regrettably, this is just the first in a long string of futile "initiatives", which I'm told will include:
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[*] 1 more new tool
[*] At least 4 new missions
[*] At least 2 new anomalous entities
[*] More dossiers, recordings, and lore
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Please bear with these, if you can. I sincerely hope you enjoy, as they call it, "touching grass".
[i]Verdantly yours,[/i]
[b]The Director[/b]