Roll out the red carpet, fire up the spotlights, strike up the band -- it's awards season! Get hounded by paparazzi! Wear a dress made of meat! Have your darkest secrets exposed by TMZ! It's all part of the magic of show business. For this year's Steam Awards, we'd very much like to submit for your consideration: Penny Larceny: Gig Economy Supervillain. You can tell we're serious because we have two colons in a row, which is a style guide no-no. If you could toss us a nomination for Outstanding Story-Rich Game, well, it'd show the world we do in fact stand outside of a thing and we are wealthy with story (even if we are far, far from rich). And let your friends know, too! We've got a lovely little one-caper demo they can try if they're all like "Eeeeeh, I dunnoooo, visual novels, not my thing." Trust us -- that demo's gold and will win them over. Thanks for your consideration. Hope we can walk the aisle and do a really long-winded and kind of uncomfortable acceptance speech in the future!