Use our innovative patented funky fresh ChairF*cker simulation tech to meet the chair of your wildest dreams.
[h3]Dust off the f*ck bin, because in these uncertain times you're going to need every last scrap in there.[/h3]
Put aside your differences with every chair, because they all need to GIDDIT.
Don't forget to charge your phone, and put a clean sock on each toe.
[h3]Most importantly[/h3]
If our chair match-making service improved or ruined your life, please let us know in the [b]Steam review cube[/b].
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