[h2]HELLO CHAIR FANS & ENTHUSIASTS[/h2] Take off your skid marks and get ready to raw straight through the cave cheese and deep dive into that soft onion-to-onion grappling flavor. We bring you a small pretty OK update. It's not bad! One that will be sure to make you go [i]"..Alright!"[/i] [b]WHAT'S NEW[/b] [list] [*] Ottoman added to the chair roster [*] A new Chair Stats screen- to tell you all about what you've done and haven't done- to help out the completionists. Grandma always advised you to keep a diary, and now you have a stained book full of cream cheese and scream memories on which to reflect. [*] End of encounter results now has some accompanying sound effects. [*] Bug fixes & some minor improvements [/list] Stop cooking meth for a minute, and check this out: You're under arrest! Just kidding, play Chair F*cking Simulator and try not to dig holes in your neighbor's yard.