[img]https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images//37660032/520b4167816cc05b4ef8a9ea685a0e38933d0d89.gif[/img] Your government-assigned couch spouse has ARRIVED on the scene. So mac truck back up whack up that snack up stuff that food into those cushions and go full concentrated ham in [b]The-Random-August-2024-ChairF*cking-Simulator-Update![/b] [h3]Available in the starting roster, no special secret unlock crap required! WOW[/h3] [h3]Also In This Update:[/h3] [list] [*] A really stupid bug with the Achievements not unlocking promptly should be fixed. The responsible horrible person has been appropriately thrown empty into the sea. [*] New texty bits added for the sparkling chair browsing experience [/list]