Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.

Many are the tales of heroism and grandeur, of saving the princess and being rewarded her hand and half the kingdom in marriage.

This is not one of them.



You are Sir Whoopass, a valiant knight with a heart of gold!
…and also the accidental architect of absolute anarchy and chaos in a once-perfect world.

Through a series of poor life choices you managed to set loose disarray on the world… and now it’s up to you to fix it by knocking your arch-nemesis ‘The Immortal’ into the middle of next week!

HILARIOUS HACK 'N SLASH

Do you like ragdoll effects? What about Swords? Maces? Magical Wands imbued with the power of a slight pandemic cough?
We’ve got you covered! Crack open a cold Can of Whoopass on the countless Orcs, Skeletons, Trolls and other nose-picking beasts standing in your way of redemption.

TRAVERSE THE OPEN WORLD

The quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™ will take you across the world of Weirdwood, searching high and low. Wander through the forests, delve into the dank caves and scour the heavens on your grand endeavor.




Along your way you'll stumble upon hidden (and not-so-hidden, some might even say conveniently placed) puzzles, treasures, and artsy artifacts scattered throughout the world.

(At this point we probably should tell you about the purchasable weapons at The Blackschmidt, freshly brewed Cattucino, secret Wheels of Cheese, relentless IRS agents and all the side quests. But this ‘sales pitch’ is already too long)

Price

Max: 7,99€

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Min: 7,99€

Reviews

“You might have heard of the question: what could humans do if we could use 100% of our brain instead of the normal 10%? Well, this game teaches you what humans can achieve if they use less than 10% of their brain.”
10/10 – Schizo, Clueless gamer

“Imagine playing Skyrim but your story is being narrated by a drunk Todd Howard that is pitching Skyrim to people that have never heard nor played Skyrim before while simultaneously coming up with the plot for the MSQ.”
10/10 – WhenYouAllGraduate, Immersed gamer

“Hidetaka Miyazaki forced the early release of Elden Ring, for he knew it could not compete with this.”
10/10 – Rink, Happy gamer