Huge performance update + DEMO launching Soon™

Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

WARNING: This game contains puns, dad jokes, flappy-bird-like-arcade-minigames, breaking of the 4th wall and jabs directed at tryhard-overly-serious-RPGS. Do not play if you hate FUN or would not like to strap in for a Hilarious quest for The Legendary Villain-Beating Artifact™.

No longer does your GPU have to catch fire in order to kill some orcs and save the world, with our new performance update the game will run A LOT better and also enable those of you playing on toasters to enjoy the misadventures of Sir Whoopass without smelling burnt toast. And that's not all - We're also releasing a DEMO for all you cheap try-before-you-buyers to see what we're about! Come dip your toe into Sir Whoopass' weird corner of the world, no spoilers but there is definitely a pot of gold waiting for you at the end of that rainbow. Changes go live on [b]October 27th![/b]