Dear children, I love you. But I love button almost as much. I am torn between who I love more. Some days, you win. Some days, the button wins. But is it possible for me to love you without loving Button first? Can I truly press and release my love for you without pressing and releasing the Button of Love for you? These are the questions that serve as my inspiration, as my source of passion. Speaking of which... ...why hasn't Oreo released passion fruit-flavored Oreos yet? Euphorically yours, Josh Powlison Creator of [i]Josh Powlison's BUTTON: Mildly Remastered Edition[/i]