Wallaby Wheelers are recruiting!

Parcel Corps

Ditch the 9-5 and embrace the high octane life of a freelance bicycle messenger! Forget the job security, stable salary, and basic workplace rights less cool jobs offer while you ride along walls, grind rails, and startle pigeons on your way to corporation-toppling domination.

[img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44238128/b425385e01846f34cafaea4c0bc3382d78edd57d.png[/img] Sick and tired of your brekkie being cold when you get it? Devo when some bludger can’t do some hard yakka and delivers your parcel late? [b]Then join the Wallaby Wheelers to solve all ya problems! [/b] We are: [list] [*] Half British [*] Half Australian [*] Half Human [*] Half Bike [*] 150% courier [*] Incredibly bad at maths [*] Reliable, determined delivery geniuses who will run everyone else off the road to get deliveries done on time (or your money back *) [/list] Sound good? Then sign up to be one of our couriers today! Our training is quick and rated 6 stars out of 5! Our roster includes the ever-serious Ross, the friendly Zain, and Jess, who is here for the vibes. [i]*No refunds. [/i] [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/44238128/95cc8eb3cec55c9015453f0d328babb7d5442d3a.png[/img] https://store.steampowered.com/app/2015960/Parcel_Corps/   Want to get updates on your Parcel Corps order? Wishlist us and join our [url=https://discord.com/invite/TYXxVxbvCC]Discord[/url] to get all the latest news and sneak peeks!