Ditch the 9-5 and embrace the high octane life of a freelance bicycle messenger! Forget the job security, stable salary, and basic workplace rights less cool jobs offer while you ride along walls, grind rails, and startle pigeons on your way to corporation-toppling domination.
Hello future bicycle couriers!
Whether you’re delivering for Das La Post or wheelie-ing with the Wallaby Wheelers, your objective is the same – to get as many businesses as possible around New Island to sign up for your services!
Some of these business owners run small, humble services. Others more... eccentric ventures. Here are three business owners you will meet on your quest for delivery domination!
[h3][b]Brawn’s Gym [/b][/h3]
[i][b]“Feel the burn, Bicycle Courier.” [/b][/i]
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Brawn, also known as “Bullchad”, is a muscular bodybuilder and gym instructor. He loves to lift, and attributes it to four of his five steps to get fit (alongside a certain enhancement substance).
He needs someone to deliver a new supply of beef-flavoured energy supplements to his clients, as doing any kind of cardio would ruin his physique. Prove yourself by charging through the streets of the Parklands, following checkpoints like a bull to a red rag.
You might just gain his approval and business if you do it quick enough.
[h3][b]Ring’Os[/b][/h3]
[i][b]“We’re bringing good vibes, sugar glaze and rainbow sprinkles right into your esophagus.” [/b][/i]
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Delivering for Ring’Os is sure to leave you doing doughnuts through New Island. With multiple happy customers and clientele, Ring’Os is booming – allowing for plenty of gigs for bicycle couriers.
Feel the groove as you deliver these tasty treats in a timely manner. You may even get tasked with ‘mixing them up’ on route!
[h3][b]Petal Pusher [/b][/h3]
[i][b]“We don’t sell Gas Flowers.” [/b][/i]
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Selling only the highest quality flowers, this solo entrepreneur has made her living by perfecting her patented compost recipe. The soil only has one side effect – the high potency of its fumes!
When delivering to customers, one must not only handle the package with care to avoid spillages but needs to remain agile and always on the move. Failure to do so, and you may just wake up somewhere unfamiliar...
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These are just three of the businesses that require the services of [b]YOU![/b] Ride well, digital bicycle courier.
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