Voyage for Booty in the Latest Chapter!

A Dump in the Dark

Your cheeks will quiver in fear, as ghastly ghouls accost your rear. You will gape in horror, as you face the dark. Only your rump can guide you through.

Hello, everyone! We hope you’re enjoying the game, and thanks for your patronage in this time of miracles. Today we released a patch with the latest chapter, “Voyage on Septic Seas”, along with many optimizations and fixes, and an improved chapter select system. Special thanks to everyone who has left feedback pointing us in the direction of bugs and areas that need improvement. We hope you enjoy the new chapter, where you will delve into the mysterious past of America’s favorite tasty treat! They’re the Tiny People You Can Eat! Also we’re releasing trading cards today! God bless us, everyone.