[img=https://s3.amazonaws.com/qutmmisc/SexAndPooping.gif] Update #31 The end-of-the-month Update is here! We’ve added Sex, Pooping & Toilets, The Plague, Jewels & the Jeweller, Sex: Reproduction now requires that any two dwarves have sex. If PG mode is on, they will simply kiss each other, but if it’s off, they’ll do it in several different positions, while moaning various dirty things. Pooping & Toilets, Sickness & the Plague: Dwarves poop. They prefer to walk to the nearest toilet & use that, but if there isn’t one available, they’ll poop on the floor. Stone toilets can now be built in the Privy rooms, which should be scattered across your fortress to create easy access for colon-laden dwarves. Poop lying around on the floor adds to the Sickness variable. If it gets over 100, there will be an outbreak of the plague. This will kill 20 percentage of your dwarves. Treasure swap-out: We’ve swapped out all the goblin treasure with giant gemstones! We’ve also added the Jeweller & the Bijouterie, along with several different levels of Gems mounted with Gold & Marble. This gives the treasure system more depth than simply capturing Goblin Treasure. Nunnery: Reaching the 3rd age now requires building a Nunnery & promoting 3 nuns. Changes: - Revamped the Options menu to include individual volume bars & a PG mode. - Babies growing up now play an animation (They rip off their diaper & stand up) - Treasure, Goblin Treasure has been replaced with Giant Gemstones. - Craftdwarves no longer carry objects that aren’t meant for their room. - More sliding bugs fixed. Dwarves are less likely to slide around on their butts. - Gold Ore & Gold Bars, Marble Ore & Marble Blocks are back in. Gold Bars are made by the smelter, and Marble Blocks are made by the Stonecutter. - Lots of new sound effects this month! - Buttons on the launcher are now sliced correctly. They don’t look stretched. - Save system improved, several bugs fixed. Coming up: Next month, we have a new trailer & some title changes. We also still want to play with adding food, farming, hunger,and new things in that vein. We’d also love add more achievements! Cheerio! - Michael Todd & Elliot Snow-Kropla