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Well, let’s sum up this year (there’s still entire month of it left, but whatever):
- Player’s movement speed has been increased. Somehow, we got hooked on this dynamic battle royale recently and it made us realise that the character is moving at a speed of battle truck being pushed by a baby.
- Automatic jaw opening has been improved. Non-automatic jaw opening has been improved using manual labour, so meticulously and diligently, that it will be mentioned later.
- Infections’ growing effect has been improved. Yes, they do grow, did anyone actually notice? What a thankless job…
- Wife’s general animations have been improved. Seriously, I have no idea what kind of animations they are, but since animators say they’ve fixed them, we have no other choice but believe them.
- “Brobdingnagian” bug in cyber-world has been fixed.
- Wife’s other animations were improved. Hmmm…wait. What’s the difference? Why are some animation general and others are not? Fellow animators, I demand for explanation!
- Chapter 6. AI could occasionally lose her voice, but it is now fixed. Well, you do need to hear her “sweet” instructions to really enjoy the game, don’t you?
We remind you that winter is close (it may already be standing behind your back) and Protocol is the best way to get warm on a cold winter’s night. There is nothing as warming as your a** burning after another nuclear explosion scene.
It is also Christmas and New Year time coming. So don’t forget to bring joy and take care of your family and loved ones.