Teenage Blob: To Cut a Short Story Short

Teenage Blob

Half game. Half album. All awesome! A colourful art-punk adventure towards the best night of your life. Guaranteed to cheer you up in half an hour or your money back!

It's fast! It's loud! It's weird as hell! Teenage Blob is not your average video game. A hybrid split release from Cape Town "game-band" [url=https://www.teamlazerbeam.com/]Team Lazerbeam[/url] and Philly "music-band" [url=https://thesuperweaks.bandcamp.com/]The Superweaks[/url], Teenage Blob is a truly unique beast. [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/37835583/b8e0a08a0efd27bb6de3afb3c975aefe64e2b4db.gif[/img] As the creators of this bizarre multimedia mutant, we think it's novelty is super exciting, but we know that it's raises a lot of questions. How the heck does this thing play? What're each of the tracks about? What kind of weirdos would make something like this? We're here to answer these questions, and offering future blobs a glimpse of what they can expect from Teenage Blob! [previewyoutube=fUFaNIL4e_4;full][/previewyoutube] [u][b] Who the heck are you folks?![/b][/u] We're a group of friends from opposite ends of the world! From our respective cities, we're a pair of bands that live to make art that's immediate, accessible and fun while being deeply heartfelt and personal at the same time. [b]Hi, from Team Lazerbeam! [/b] Out of Cape Town, South Africa! We’re a 3-piece game-band that create short, weird, cute games. Our past releases include the underground hits Wrestling With Emotions and Snow Cones 1 & 2. We've spent the past 5 years making lovingly crafted, experiences that bring joy & subvert expectations. [b]Meet our besties, The Superweaks![/b] From Philladelphia USA, The Superweaks are a shapeshifting supergroup, led by the songwriting, producing, hard-rocking polymaths Chris Baglivo & Evan Bernard. Touring & recording with a rotating cast of friends from other bands, the power-pop power-duo, write sweet songs about sad stuff. [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/37835583/e60482e92ed76741848cdfc9e3e7d281cc7fcf69.gif[/img] [u][b]What's a Split Album?[/b][/u] The split album is a long running DIY indie/punk tradition. It’s a collaborative release featuring songs by two or more bands. Typically each band takes a side of the record/tape, although some splits have seen bands alternating between tracks, remixing/ covering each other’s songs, or even joining forces to record new ones. [u][b] How Does Teenage Blob Work?[/b][/u] As a hybrid game/ music release, picking up Teenage Blob gets you a collection of 6 songs, and 6 games. The songs come as individual high quality audio files, and the games are wrapped up into a larger meta-game, creating a single, non-linear, playable experience. Each “track” in Teenage Blob is a series of genre-hopping mini-games, perfectly timed to their corresponding song! All six of the tracks combined tell a single story of bands, butts and bootleg battle toads! [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/37835583/c2e2f6def36b806c56d0ce2b69e00088f8cbbcb3.gif[/img] [u][b]What Does it Play Like?[/b][/u] Teenage Blob presents players with something truly unique; drawing influence from a wide spread of video game classics, and channeling them into an noisy fun adventure that's impossible to pin down. From start to finish you'll be presented with radically different mechanics and systems, designed to encourage player expression, and provide a steady stream of opportunities for righteous wins or hilarious mishaps. [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/37835583/52b4e561fd90d31ea8f9179758055f69ebdb8e62.gif[/img] Regardless of the genres that each track pays homage to, every moment of Teenage Blob is loud, fast and presented with a hand-crafted sense of joy, that we find far too rare in most video games. [u][b]This sounds cool as heck! How can I get involved?![/b][/u] We're so happy you asked - it's an exciting time to be a blob fan and there's a bunch you can do! 1) Play our 1 track demo for Paperperson, exclusively available over Steam Games Festival! 2) Wishlist Teenage Blob (we appreciate this more than you'll know!) 3) Tune into [url=https://store.steampowered.com/newshub/app/1096060/view/2237673324857717624]Thursday's AMA session[/url] and hang out with us! (Set a reminder right here!) 4) Watch us goofing off in [url=https://store.steampowered.com/newshub/app/1096060/view/2237673324856382906]Saturday's Teenage Blob Variety Show![/url] (Set a reminder for this too!) 5) [url=https://discord.com/invite/yWQAXr7]Add our Discord[/url] and join our journey towards launching this blobby baby! 6) Sign up to our beta program, AKA Best Blobs! (Available over on [url=https://discord.com/invite/yWQAXr7]our Discord[/url] too!) 7) Spread the word! A music/game split-record about amorphous teen punx is obviously a pretty damn niche offering. It's certainly not everyone's cup of tea, but we know that for the right people this split will be an absolute joy to discover! if you know of some cool game punx that would be stoked on this kinda weirdness, please let them know about Teenage Blob! You'll make your friend's day, and ours at the same time! Thanks so much for your interest in this bizarre game baby! We hope you'll check out the 1-track demo, and that you'll have a mountain of fun ripping up the suburban sidewalks of Paperperson! Love and high-fives, Team Lazerbeam & The Superweaks [img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/37835583/de04ae92848f80971e4c0bedb6db116e8248c1bb.gif[/img]