Moira Claus is beating you down~
Hey there buddy! While you're sniveling on the ground like a little [redacted] I've been tasked by my warlord and savior to tell you that we're having a BIIIIIIG sale this time of the year! Instead of the usual 100% of your head being chopped off, we're leaving a whole 60%! Ain't that great?! [b]APPRECIATE MY MASTERS GENEROSITY[/b]--
[i]-throat clearing-[/i]
Right, so pay up and get to it before I come back for the other 40% of your head.
~You better not shout, you better not cry! Better not bleed out before I tell you why~
Moira Claus has butchered your town!
(60% off The Tale of Galariel this holiday season!)