Performance Patch 12/9 (Beta) - Feedback Needed

Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor

Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor is an anti-adventure game about picking up trash in an alien bazaar. Play as the Janitor, an Alaensee girlbeast with a municipally-subsidized trash incineration job and dreams of leaving the planet of Xabran's Rock far behind her.

Way back in March, we said there would be no further support for Diaries. As it turns out, we've been able to cobble together a bit of an update. The newest patch provides general performance improvements and should fix a number of small glitches, some of which have been brought to our attention by people like you over on the game's Discussions forum. Thank you. The update will be available in a beta branch at first so that we can be sure it doesn't create any new, grotesque issues and is generally stable. There will be an [url=http://steamcommunity.com/app/436500/discussions/0/1499000547487840467/]official feedback thread here[/url] where you can report any problems with the beta update. We rely on you testing to make sure the game is healthy! If you're itching for something new and unnecessarily fast to do around the spaceport, look to TheOmnipresentOne on Youtube for inspiration. Her recent speedrun of Diaries clocks in at an impressive 0:59:14 - just under an hour! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc4jvjiBrMA& If you watch the video at work your boss will yell at you twice, because it has both video games and swears in it, and you should be stapling things together, staple drone. Thanks as always for your support. We're a small team and the time that all of you spend in this community means a lot to us :)