Greetings, children of the night! We've got a special new patch you all today. You know how Vampire Therapist has a reputation as "that really cool and funny game with the wonky curtains?" Well, now the curtains are fixed! Why did it take this long? Well, Vampire Therapist is largely a solo project and I'm not an experienced programmer. Apparently embedding video with transparency will make most computers melt. So now we use a green screen effect to render the curtains opening and closing instead. Neat! Further patch notes: [list] [*]Updates the curtains to use a greenscreen — should work much better on slower machines! [*]Ensures players can't save during Distortion picking. Sorry, my dear therapists, have confidence and commit to your choices! [*]Lots of setup for upcoming content and upcoming demo [/list] That's all this time. Thanks for your patience, bloodsucking buddies! Love, Cyrus