Coffee Crisis is an neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space.
You asked for more metal aliens, and you got it! Chain wallets soaked in alien meat never felt so good. Is it as hot where you are this July as it is in Pittsburgh? Crack a Smurglian skull in front of the refreshingly cold beer vendor, and let our pixel concert take you away to a cooler, more satisfying, metal place.
Dear streamers: Your requests have been answered! New modifiers that give your audience the tools of chaos that they deserve are ready for your (dis)pleasure. Mixer & Twitch approved! Speed runners unite! The current world record is held by the one, the only, Mistah J. DeepBlueBeard is Deep Blue Dethroned. Challengers, approach!
New, updated alien meat sfx have been added using our state of the art GoMic mounted weapons. Weeks of slapping meat with creative zest has resulted in the MOST ACCURATE alien thrashing sounds in ANY pixel art game originally created for the Sega Genesis. Thanks, Steam!
Throw, Suplex, twirl and charge attack your way through new hordes of anti-Earth, coffee thieving, wifi leaching, un-Metal, uncool aliens that cry *just* like the real thing. :yinzer:
