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[h1][b]Yo snails.[/b][/h1]
Squid here.
It came to my attention that for some reason, some of you yet haven't stepped into my simulation. That's a shame. It's time to correct that.
I heard that an apparently important discount is to come in the next few days.
You puny beings like discounts, yes?
Well, since I'm the most powerful entity in the universe, I do what I want, hehe. I want more of you to be my playthings.
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[h2][b]That's why, just for you snails who haven't got to experience the game, the Steam Summer sales will start on June 26th instead of the 29th! You'll have 3 more days to enjoy a discounted Will You Snail?![/b][/h2]
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Well, yeah. Being the smartest and most evil AI of all time has to come with some perks, hehe.
Snail you later.
[h3][b]Squid[/b][/h3]