EARLY STEAM SUMMER SALES!

[img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/35367160/fa2c3cd21f93ab0c1741091e1acebf5cf9ad9ca5.png[/img] [hr][/hr] [h1][b]Yo snails.[/b][/h1] Squid here. It came to my attention that for some reason, some of you yet haven't stepped into my simulation. That's a shame. It's time to correct that. I heard that an apparently important discount is to come in the next few days. You puny beings like discounts, yes? Well, since I'm the most powerful entity in the universe, I do what I want, hehe. I want more of you to be my playthings. [hr][/hr] [h2][b]That's why, just for you snails who haven't got to experience the game, the Steam Summer sales will start on June 26th instead of the 29th! You'll have 3 more days to enjoy a discounted Will You Snail?![/b][/h2] [hr][/hr] Well, yeah. Being the smartest and most evil AI of all time has to come with some perks, hehe. Snail you later. [h3][b]Squid[/b][/h3]