Greetings, valued employee. You have been tasked with sorting the Ringo CorpoNation's genetic samples. With the credits that you earn, you can shop, game and pay your bills on time. Rogue workers may try to entice you into betraying your beloved employer, but we know you'll give 110%.
Greetings, valued employees!
Please take a moment to pause your work and read this important update! [i][You are advised to take optional overtime to make up for this!][/i]
It has now been ONE WEEK since CorpoNation: The Sorting Process opened it's doors to new employees! To celebrate this prestigious event, we have some important information to share. Did you know the average shift length of all employees is [b]over 5 hours?[/b]
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Our estimates conclude that, on average, our new employees are[b] sorting 15.5 samples per day[/b]. This is excellent news but there is definitely room for improvement!
We can also report that so far that at least 1% of new employees have worked for [b]over 20 hours total![/b]
As a reward for your average efficiency, please enjoy this one of hour of relaxing music to work hard to!
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Thank you and work hard!
