By Royal Decree, We Declare... Trading Cards!

Fit For a King

Marry everything. Execute everything. SPEND IT ALL. Live the ultimate fantasy in this Henry VIII simulator, and humiliate France with your wealth and excess, or die trying. Who's going to stop you? God? Nope. You're also the Pope.

Playing Fit For a King will now grant you a new trading card every 10 minutes, each including a royal virtue (or vice, depending on your perspective), as determined by Machiavelli: Generosity, Vanity, Miserliness, Populism, Elitism, Cruelty, Mercy, or Spirituality. As game developers, we try to be generous and merciful. May these cards grant you some small comfort despite the heavy weight of your crown, Your Grace. Respectfully yours, Tanya & Brent