The Dungeon Experience

Visit The Dungeon Experience! A thrilling world of high fantasy run by me, a level 1 mud-crab turned entrepreneur. Put your real world responsibilities on hold with a first-person guided adventure! Or work for us, we're hiring!

Explore the depths of our Dungeon and uncover the mystery of the great elimosphere that has spread corruption throughout the realm. Also a little footnote here, the corruption is not from the asbestos, we listened to your feedback, it is all gone now, so please stop leaving negative reviews.

Be prepared to spend roughly 2 hours during your Immersive first person guided tour in our Dungeon. I will provide some light snacks and liquids (primarily crab juice). I will not be responsible for any dehydration, so it is in the agreement upon entry to drink the crab juice.

For more information call 555-555-555

FEATURES

• Only the best theme park actors, seasoned by their broken hollywood dreams
  
• We got rid of that smell. (Please update your google review, Agnes from Dallas)
  
• Only shut down twice for food poisoning (once for regular poisoning)
  
• Please note all attendees need to agree before entry they have showered at least once in the past month
  
• To the Mother of Ben Butcher, your son's whereabouts is not our responsibility, please stop contacting us
  
• Bonus Leather experience for our veteran dungeoneers.
  
• Release your inner Warrior and suffer internal bleeding from bludgeoning.