Salmon Man is not a game; it's an experience, a test, a gift... to be sent to a certain kind of person, the one you hate from the deepest part of your soul.
Salmon Man is A hardcore VR platformer that will push your skills, patience, and sanity to the limit.
In Salmon Man, there are no shortcuts, no cheat codes, no easy way out... Or maybe there are? Who knows? I do, but I won't tell you. Try to find out for yourself if you want to waste some time, or not, or maybe you should? Or not?
đArmed with a Paddle
Climb upstream with nothing but your paddle to explore a world full of wonder, beauty, and absurdity⌠but donât expect it to go easy on you.
đNo Shortcuts. No Mercy.
One slip can send you crashing all the way back down, forcing you to try, fail, cry, and try again. Every swing of your paddle is both your lifeline and your greatest risk. Master it, and youâll conquer the river.
đ A True Test of Will
Whether you play for the climb, the challenge, or the speedrun glory, Salmon Man isnât just a game, itâs a test of will.