I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling
Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!
Release
Recommendations
2k
I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling skips the boring gameplay part of your game and takes you straight to what you really care about: Opening lootboxes!
Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about!
Features include:
Experience the thrill of never getting the thing you really want while getting duplicate loot of the thing you don't really care about!
Features include:
- Complete Loot System! Set of trash, common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary loot boxes and loot! 6 full tiers of loot boxes in development, with more on the way! Usually we just change the tint!
- Massive Collection System! Collect them All! We'll constantly remind you of the fact that your collections are incomplete. Don't worry, you can solve that with more purchases!
- Customize it! Loot boxes contain boxes, skins and hats. Boxes unlock... moar boxes! Get hats for your Customized Loot Box Loadout!
Price
Max: 0,99€
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Min: 0,54€
Reviews
“It's hard to say it's a "good game" but it's better than it has any right to be. It's just a loot box sim. It's all it does. But it gives you that gambling high without the gambling debt!”
Jim Sterling
“Loot Boxes are ALL THE RAGE!! So why not make a game that captures the EXTREME SATISFACTION of opening loot boxes in a safe space so you can save your money!”
Markiplier
“Other ways to get loot chests? I don't want to have to play the game to get the loot chests for I can't believe it's not gambling - can I just buy them on the Steam Community Market instead?”
"Bob" the Space Cadet
Jim Sterling
“Loot Boxes are ALL THE RAGE!! So why not make a game that captures the EXTREME SATISFACTION of opening loot boxes in a safe space so you can save your money!”
Markiplier
“Other ways to get loot chests? I don't want to have to play the game to get the loot chests for I can't believe it's not gambling - can I just buy them on the Steam Community Market instead?”
"Bob" the Space Cadet
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