Hello, my name is
SUSAN. and I am the host of
CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:
- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a
boop into the
goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.
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- There are many
colors and
sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your
hand quite a bit.
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- The game currently includes
3 episodes with over
140 levels of
boop flinging.
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- You can also play in
STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score).
SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.
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- You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the
editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.
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- I will be monitoring trillions of your
nanogestures and modeling them into
FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.
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Thank you for your engagement.
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ADDITIONAL INFO:
- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one
hand.
- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).