“Presumably we can hope for The Room Two [official site] on PC some time in 2016,” I presciently wrote when reviewing The Room back in 2014. I am a truly great soothsayer. And the reason it takes this long for the hit mobile games to reach the PC is because developers Fireproof are remaking them from the ground up, to survive the transition from weeny phone screens to looming monitors. The result is, I’m pleased to report, splendid. If remarkably gloomy. Here’s wot I think: