Right, quick version: Lego DC Super-Villains is another franchised Lego game, and if you’ve played any they’ve made since around 2013, you already know everything you need to know about it. Open city (Gotham and Metropolis to start) mixed with missions, eighty billion characters, nine hundred trillion collectables, lots of silly cutscenes, tons of bugs, abysmal vehicle controls, and enough to do to keep you, your kids, anyone else’s kids, busy for the rest of their lives. Done. Now I’ll waffle.