Vampatch

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

[img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/33753789/44ba62bce2f3c62f5e2a33eac2f531f3a7b5fa0d.png[/img] Hello. We're launching a Halloween sale, celebrating the most beautiful holiday of the year, and with it, we're introducing a new name. Hopefully, this will stop you from confusing the game with Heavy Duty. And perhaps it'll be easier to click, you know, because of the vampire in the name. And maybe those who complain that the priest doesn't have his faculties will finally back off. GREETINGS, BOOZE MASTERS. We managed to: - Improve lighting in houses during exorcisms, - Fix objects displaying incorrectly in certain buildings, - Change the bomb text in the English version, which was in Polish - 'to zgol wąsa łysa dupo', - Create music for the spider video, - Correct Orlok's text for the rollaf after collecting the casino pass, so it doesn't say "i fucking knew it" in the subtitles, - Translate the word "wstań" to English when using this version of the game, - Address issues with Kremuvy, [b]- Add voice overs with translations for the remaining sermons,[/b] - Fix a bug that caused some lines to be cut off in the English dubbed version, - Translate the line "Najwyższy czas się nawrócić", - Fix typos in English dialogues, - Add dialogues in the casino, - Correct subtitles in English cutscenes, - Add missing subtitles for the English dubbing, - Improve English VO for Kremuvy in cutscenes after the first conversation with Orlok and after destroying the statues so he isn't cut off before the end, - Align subtitles with English dubbing, - Improve punctuation in English, lol, almost all errors were related to English, something about my English grade being a 4 in high school - Synchronize dialogues with subtitles in the English version, - Fix the Satanist string in hell in the English version, - Correct Orlok and Kremuvy strings in the reception cutscene (in English), - Fix torpedo strings during exorcism in English, - Add an option to mute the music after starting the DJ console, - Correct Orlok's voiceover subtitles, - Modify the behavior of the krucafuks, - Fix the line where the old man says 'uno dos tres quatro like people said', while the subtitles say 'holy shit', [b]- Fix hell,[/b] - Correct subtitles in the Polish version, - Fix the sound of krucafux, which decreases when used while moving forward, - Translate the relic "święta tabliczka" (object in the game), - Add subtitles for sermons, - Fix a bug where some dialogue lines were not spoken despite having subtitles, - Fix a bug during the fight with Bebok where you could enter the wheel menu and use wine even if you didn't have it, - Add feedback on the screen related to breaking the exorcism record, - Fix a bug where Christian models pass through church benches during sermons, - Fix the issue where after the final cutscene, we briefly return to the crypt before the game ends, - Add possessed sounds, - Remove the "Orlok" subtitle from Orlok's line, - Add the string 'that's weird,' which is missing in the first dialogue between Orlok and Kremuvy, - Improve the pitchfork range so it reaches the end of the field, - Improve the use of zoom, - Correct subtitles in the pulpit cutscene that don't match what the character is saying in the English version, - Significantly increase the amount of splendor earned, increase the maximum splendor level, and significantly reduce the costs of renovations and other products in the shops, - Add a line in the third sermon, - Improve the diary's user experience, - Change the text of Vamela where she repeats 'stop' twice when talking to Orlok in the last wish task, - Improve the music volume in hell, - Correct the content of the "trudne sprawy" note in Polish, - Lower the volume of the Christian woman's speech during sermons, - Correctly display Nostradamus' name in tasks, - Add physics for balloons in the casino, - [MINOR] Fix flying destructibles on the map, - Correct subtitle alignment with Polish dubbing, - Add collision for the table, - Colors of schemes are incorrect; all except one are blue, the same in the folded version. It means it was like this, but it's not anymore., - Fix the bed's position, - Correct Kremuvy's VO during his first cutscene in hell as it gets cut off, - Fix the HUD displaying in Vamela's cutscene after the first exorcism, - Remove the button that informs us about changing the action in hell, - Fix the disappearing game world after the elevator cutscene, - Change the wine chalice icon in the diary, - Add collision for the confessional with corpses, - Fix the incorrectly displayed Satanist character in the background during the funeral, - Change the access card icon in the diary, - Fix the HUD, - Fix that after changing the resolution to 3840x2160, all options are unclickable., - Fix a bug where there's no sound when you play the organ, - Add the Asmodev logo at the game start, - Add collision for bats in the pastry shop, - Make Rolaf and Mortimer continue the concert after the cutscene, - Fix a bug where you couldn't jump over the roadblock in the tunnel, - Add collision for candies hanging from the ceiling in the pastry shop, - Fix a hole in the terrain near the pastry shop, - Fix some graphics, - Add a desk fan in the church, - Fix the position of cans in the Exorcism II building, - Fix the text on the vending machine, - Fix punctuation in Polish dialogues, - Remove Torpedo from the escape cutscene from Vamela, - Translate a line in the French connection task to English, - Fix a bug where the code 88 is visible through a shelf in Smrodowa Street., - Add dubbing for the fight with Chochoł and his idle animation, - Fix the sounds when clicking on items in the inventory, - Add MTV-style widgets when boss fights start, - Fix a bug where you could leave items in the air, - Add sound feedback for all tabs in the diary when using a controller, - Remove debris from the staircase cage in the completely renovated church, - Add more graffiti in the village, - Fix a bug where the player could get stuck in the church model, - Fix a bug where the radio from the church basement could be heard upstairs, - Remove the hit animation bug, - Update the "Creators" tab, - Fix a bug where the possessed howling sound was heard after the exorcism ended, - Display Kremowka in the pastry shop, - Fix a bug where the player character got stuck in the confessional after finishing confession, - Fix a hole in the road, - Add collision for cornices, - Expand cutscenes with musical motifs, - Fix the bus stop collision next to the church, - Add collision for the roof of the signboard in front of the church, - Remove the ability to reset the attack animation. And so on, I don't want to list everything because I'm writing from memory. Support us with kind words and play Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine,