【V1.10 Version Updated】Something New! New Stage! New Characters! New Skills!

Noobs Want to Live

Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!

[b]Updated Now! 15% off discount comming soon![/b] v1.1.0 Something New! English localization is not finished yet, and will update the text within a week. 1.New Difficulty. 2.New characters: Snappy Bobcat, Foxy. [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/42690265/0422cf64a283d5898a453c1f7825ccddca184c9e.png[/img] 3.Added 5 new monsters. [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/42690265/b3c255c3ad09590db80747b6b396bb8020e94413.png[/img] 4.Added 4 Synergies and its 24 related skills. [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/42690265/63b53c25740c36c0b7b75fdd3b9477265853c57e.png[/img] 5.Add new hidden achievements. 6.Add new controller tips. 7.Add restart button. 8.Add 9 new bosses. Adjustment: 1.Reduce the brightness of the special effects of Holy Pillar Limited Edition, Bumper, large fireball, Random Buzz; reduce the effect of the special effects of level 5 coverage wide. 2.Summons disappear directly after death. 3.Adjusted the in-game synergy table. 4.Optimized boss skill tips 5.Added absorb shield of Fire and Furious. 6.Added Lifesteal of Defensive Tech and fixed incorrect cooldown. 7.Added affix of Hungry Shaun series skills. 8.Increased the level 4-5 damage of some skills. (Bull, Hedgehog, Common Bathroomfly, Mistletoe) 9.Add Yang force extension of Heroic Verse series skills. 10.Increased Chain Lightning series skills crit damage. 11.Add Yang force of Spew Fire. 12.Increased the number of bottles thrown out byMolotov. 13.Increased the damage of Robotic Turd and increased the bonus of perception. 14.Increased the damage of Cute Wabbit and decreased its cooldown. 15.Decreased cooldown of Froglit. 16.Decreased cooldown of Breath of Nature series skills. 17.Decreased cooldown of Dust Attack series skills. 18.Decreased cooldown of Greed series skills and adjusted its level 5 affix description. 19.Decreased cooldown of Ordinary Finger series skills and increase the growth of its level 5 of the Yang Force; the minimum interval of 1 second to trigger the skills after the syngergy. 20.Decreased the cooldown of Boom Keg series skills, level 4 and level 5 add +1 Dexterity when released. 21.Decreased cooldown of Ghost series skills. 22.Decreased cooldown of Jade Serpent series skills. 23.Decreased the existence time of Level 3-5 of Nail skill. 24.Changed Reflect Shield of Dragon Turtle to bonus Yang Force. 25.Adjusted The Stationary Dead skill. 26.Changed Corpse Blade's bonus to Yang Force and Dexterity. 27.Modified Armorer's Pillar to Yang Pura series skills, get shield replenished to get temporary shield. 28.Adjusted the dice as buff skills and modify its effect. 29.Changed Level 5 effect of Loan:fixed to get 500 money and 1000 loan 30.Modified description of Overlord Spear,Dragon Prince and Phoenix Beauty. 31.Fixed problem that the shadow of flying sword does not disappear 32.Fixed the problem of disappearance of flying swords after changing away the skill "The Bird is the Word". 33.Fixed the incorrect number of Bottled Fire in synergy. 34.Changed the Fire Rain Synergy into every 0.7s increases 1 Max Shield. 35.Changed the Synergy effect of Flamemeld Shield into spewing fire and lifesteal. 36.Changed the Synergy effect of Elemental Infused into dexterity increase. 37.Reduced CD for dragons and phonexies for Mystical Protection Synergy. Fixation and adjustment for character and active skill: 1.Added shield maximum to 2,000 2. No more stats gained when the character die (e.g.: shield) 3.Increased the HP growth of Boss summoned by Nemless Hero (Nightmare only), and there will be one boss at a time. 4.Increased perception when "kick the monsters" effect is triggered by active skill of T-Swift after ancient fields, and the number increased is related to the total kicked monsters; Fixed the problem that Darth Meower is thrown. 5.Added perception rolling effect for green poop summoned by Doggo after ancient fields; added Yang force rolling effect for red poop. 6.Increased the possibility for temporary shields obtained through Porky's active skill. 7.Extended the existing time for Pearls summoned by Miss Shirker's active skill. Bug Fixation: 8.Fixed the problem that maximum for part of the talents are wrong. (Click "Reset" on the Talents Page)