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[h1]š¦ Unveiling the Hidden Scales: El Presidente the lizardman!! šš
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š¢ā [i]Dear Tropicans[/i] ā š¢
Today I am forced to deliver [b]a shocking truth:[/b] Our beloved leader, [b]El Presidente, is a lizardman![/b] His elegant suit, his charming stance is nothing but a LIE.
[b]In Viva la Tropico they betray usāāā [/b]
Viva la pueblo lagarto they chant behind closed doors!!!
šļøāšØļøHave you ever glimpsed our EL Presidente [b]without sunglasses? Without his glorious beard? [/b]
No?? Itās not mere coincidence! The reason is that he hides his reptilian eyes and scales beneath them!!
[b]š Here is definitive proof: I was able to intercept a fan-letter which was addressed to our El-Prez himself! [/b]
[i] [ā¦] Lizzzardente, we must keep the warmbloods from figuring out your Identity. If thosssse warm blooded ANIMALSSSS know [ā¦] āāyou are one of usssāā, we will have to reschedule our plansss[ā¦] terrible [ā¦] we donāt [ā¦] because you are the greatessst of them all!ā [/i]
š But what is their true motivation? [strike]El Presidente,[/strike] El Lizardente is [b]an elite in the realms of Lizardpeople[/b], pulling the strings behind the scenes and holding our future in the palm of his hand. Our economy, our daily life, our SUFFERING is controlled by them [u][b]IN SECRET. UNBELIEVEABLE. But I tell you: THE SECRECY MUST BE STOPPED! [/b][/u]
š¤Æ Not only filthy Lizardente is part of the skin-shedders: [b]Sister Francesca, Mason Belmonte and General Rodrigo Rodriguez[/b] all have their lizardry eyes on us.
[list][*] [b]The Order of the Howling Skull?[/b] No one ever noticed????
[*] Mason Belmonte is [b]just a capitalistic snake![/b]
[*] Isnāt it weird that the strategies of our legendary general all involve [b]neck breaking maneuvers[/b]? The reason is clear: He doesnāt have a spine or neck! [/list]
The Lizardpeople are a powerful organization: Angelo Merte or [strike]Mark Zuckerberg[/strike], all have their claws buried deep in our world. [u]Their skin is cold, and their stare feels dead. Do you want someone like that to have secret control over your life??! [/u]
š[b] Please share this message all around Tropico before itās too late![/b] The truth must come to light. We will no longer be kept in the dark āāā š
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[i][b]#Truth #MakeTropicoHumanAgain #NoLizardInMyCountry #ICriedLittle
(This article was funded by the Island Insect Union of Tropico)[/b][/i]
