Hello everyone! We just wanted to let you all know The Holy Gosh Darn will be delayed slightly from its September 5th release date to a new date of September 26th, across Steam and all consoles. This isn't because of anything serious - just a small bump in the road! While you wait, why not wishlist the game on Steam, keep up to date with development on social media, and join our Discord community? Links to our social media can be found here: [url=discord.gg/87fVnp5]DISCORD[/url] [url=https://x.com/PerfectlyParano]Twitter/X[/url] [url=https://www.instagram.com/perfectlyparanormal/]INSTAGRAM[/url] [url=https://www.tiktok.com/@perfectlyparanormalgames]TIKTOK[/url] Here is an FAQ about why we've delayed the launch: [b]Why have you delayed the launch - is the game broken / bad?[/b] No! The game is great and almost entirely playable without any bugs! We're using the additional time for a few non-game-breaking bugs, and to build more hype! [b]Why don't you use your fancy time control thingy to manipulate time and prevent the game from being delayed?[/b] That's a lot of work!! Having to sit through meetings, skipping through so much dialogue about KPI's and USP's. It's like a whole thing! Not to mention all the throwing up we'd have to do from the time travel! We felt you all wouldn't mind waiting a few weeks. [b]We don't want to wait, we want the game NOW![/b] That's not a question! [b]What if the thing I just asked about not wanting to wait was a question?[/b] Well I guess that's a question. You're able to play the demo for the Holy Gosh Darn on Steam, Switch and Xbox while you wait. [b]What if I've played the demo like a billion times?[/b] A billion? Well, that's like a lot! You could play the other games in the Tuesday trilogy, Helheim Hassle and Manual Samuel, while you wait. [b]What if I've also played them like a billion times?[/b] I don't know, I guess you're our biggest fan and you could start speedrunning the games or something? [b]How else can I pass the time and be further entertained?[/b] We are uploading daily content to our socials, so check out the demon of the day and our other content. This is an excellent way to pass the time without throwing up.