Stonks Market Crashes 40% - New Low Price!

The Stonks Market

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[img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/40225894/b85d47e85375478bdf98b85a0179b2df4441ba93.png[/img] Attention investors! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080][b]The Stonks Market[/b][/url] has suffered a tremendous loss in value overnight, dropping [b]40%[/b] of its price at open this morning. It's reached a new all-time low of [b]$2.99 USD[/b] and it's uncertain whether it will ever recover. While this deflation is an unwelcome shock to those with long positions, new traders must ask themselves if this is the dip they were waiting to buy. Value investors, take note! This could be the deal of the century. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1554080