The boys are back , and they look better than ever! Oh…Sir! The Hollywood roast is a brand new spinoff to the surprise indie hit 0f 2016, Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator. This time around we’re taking tinsel town down a few notches, whilst classing up the joint.
The Hollywood Roast just got more cheesy and ludicrous thanks to yet another free DLC! We are pleased to welcome the Small Screen Stars including [b]JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles[/b]!
Best of all, this time you won’t have to search through the darkest part of the internet to find out how to unlock your favourite characters. All you need is to launch the game and going straight into a classic YouTube collaboration!
In case you need a little bit of description about each of the YouTubers, Vile Monarch presents you the official description:
Top of the mornin’ to ya, laddies! My name is [b]jacksepticeye[/b] and I am the most consistently energetic videogame commentator on YouTube.My thunderclap is feared around the world and I bring the green heat with me wherever I may roam.
It's trashCAN not trashCAN'T, at least that's how [b]ZombiUnicorn[/b] chooses to live her life. Before she was a survival champion of the Fijian jungle, she'd been pelted over and over by insults from beta trolls so much it thickened her skin so hard, it became like a diamonds. She often boasts of this by saying she's got her "hard on." Over the years, the golden gaming garbage goddess has gladly taken on various opponents and crushed them with as little as a simple subtweet. She also likes long walks on the beach and dank memes.
[b]EatMyDiction[/b] has punched the sun more times than he's seen daylight. His video game prowess is second to none, in that he's unnaturally mediocre at all games. To make up for this he has perfected that fine art of “convoluted insult therapy” to keep an unsafe emotional distance from anyone who may want to engage him in light conversation.
Gleaming beacon of joy and childlike wonder, [b]Thinknoodles[/b] was born at the top of a colossal mountain composed of mighty bricks. Along with his trusty furry pal Kopi, he travels around the digital landscape looking for adventure and fun. His visage remains one of the greatest mysteries in the land, and it is said that his gaze has the power of 10 billion Game Boys with fully-charged batteries.
Start your own YouTube drama today! Feel like a leader of a huge community and strike your opponents with insults supported by thousands of likes.
“But I’m not a fan of YouTubers. I want the Hollywood stars”. Wait, wait… What? Well... You can always insult them if that’s what makes your day better. But it’s much better to do it in The Hollywood Roast than hating in their comments section, believe us! By the way, the big screen stars are already in the works, with [b]more free updates to come[/b]!
Enjoy the variety of new characters and spread the word to your friends!
Yours truly,
Vile Monarch