Yum. What a delicious beverage you have served me. Thank you sir. Oh wait. This beverage appears to be on fire. And also I am on fire. It was one of those flaming beverages, wasn t it? Thought so. I m an expert on such riot related things, you see, because I ve been reading the Steam page for RIOT: Civil Unrest, which firebombed it s way out of early access yesterday, and is now available for you to simulate activism from the comfort of your own home. Sort of like Twitter, then, but with considerably less Bowsette porn. I m losing interest already.
