Hello Rhapsodogs! This update will be split into two parts, one about my new website which allows you to bring your in-game Rhapsodies to life, and the second half about the Event rotation in Athenian Rhapsody! [h2]Rhapsody Merch and Website are now live!!!![/h2] Check out the all new [url=https://athenianrhapsody.com/]athenianrhapsody.com[/url], where all things related to Athenian Rhapsody Merch will be! All products are packaged and created by me, and I am packing lots of love into every package. [b][u]Get your in-game Rhapsodies printed:[/u][/b] Through the website above, you can get any in-game Rhapsody of yours printed out on nice cardstock with a clean holographic finish. I will print your Rhapsody and send it back to you with a special note about your playthrough on it! [b][u]Grab a Mystery Rhapsody from Series 1:[/u][/b] Introducing Mystery Rhapsodies! You can collect one of twelve different types of Rhapsodies which feature different characters, spots in-game, and even some exclusive armors and Cornballs that players do not have access to. Pick up a Mystery Rhap and see if you get one which contains one of your favorite characters, moments in-game, or Rhapsody customization options! All Rhapsodies have holographic finishes and are made by hand by me. Sometimes they are not perfect Rectangles because I am not good at this stuff but they look really awesome and are nice and thick and hard too. Very satisfying [b][u]Coming Soon:[/u][/b] Thunder Goober Plush as well as Athenian Rhapsody apparel will be debuting soon on the website too - keep an eye out, the Thunder Goober plush has real buttcheeks! It's crazy [h2]Dynamo Event Ends, Another Launches Soon![/h2] [b]The Dynamic OTK Event will be ENDING on July 19th[/b] - that means you will NO LONGER be able to receive one from Elysium! If you have received the Event, you will still be able to access it forever, but if you haven't logged on and downloaded it yet, you will not be able to beyond this date. [b]The next Event is finished and is now being put through testing[/b] - this Event was supposed to launch alongside a real Athenian Rhapsody menu in NYC but honestly I am not sure what those guys are doing at this point, I haven't heard from them in a few weeks now and I don't want to keep holding the Event from you guys so. Burgers or not, we will be launching it in Early August. A bug fixing update will be live soon alongside anything found in this round of bug testing for the event, this one includes much more content than the OTK one, new armors, a new weapon+armor combo, and a character many of you know and love but have never been able to experience in-game yet! I also have a small event finished after this one which will give players access to items they previously may not have been able to if they did not have any TGPD tokens, as well as early access to the portable camera for some cool and fun silly little photos. That is all dogs. Goodbye and I love you