[p]Welcome to Slapstick Bosses, the game where random sh*t happens all the time. Fight sentient elevators, end a bloodline of cats, chase after wizards, or take down cybernetic supersoldiers in this wacky new experience. Theres some other stuff too, like cosmetics and challenge levels and such. Secrets are everywhere if you like those. You'll just have to find out yourself. Yes I plan on updating the game in the future, as of now you can check up on what I've got cooking somewhere around the lobby, just try to find it idk. Maybe review the game if you like it? F*ck it, review the game if you hate it.[/p]