Please buy my game!

[h1]Greetings, dear wealthy customer![/h1] Steam pays me by the $100, though since Steam takes a cut, I only get the $100 when my game makes roughly $143 (30% Steam cut). I've made $140 on my game around the time of writing this post, so it should only take three kind-hearted souls buying my game in order for me to get paid. I need the money to buy my Asian friend a copy of GTA 5 for Christmas. [b]With that said, Merry Christmas![/b]