Patch: Fixing the Hog

BOSSGARD

WHO’S THE BOSS? It’s finally you! One big, bad, player-controlled Boss goes against a team of Vikings, each with special abilities. Enter BOSSGARD, a hectic 1v2, 1v3, up to 1v5 bossfight multiplayer game in which you get to crush your friends as THE BOSS.

[img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/32812278/5cc0302ec6dc917efeb6f2ff578005b04ef23937.png[/img] Hi there! We received reports of faulty mechanized assault pigs and we had to do something about it. Upon closer inspection it became clear that the Warhog's Ragnarok-Class Reinforced Armor came under too much pressure from sustained fire and corrosive Poison arrows. The Vikings seem to have developed a knack for landing Mighty Blows in the Warhog's armor weak points, especially where several moving parts would meet, like the joints and even the rotating autocannon. Sustained damage during the first phase of the battle comprised the deployment of the phase II combat kit. We've also noticed severe damage to the Warhog's central processing unit. Several hog-handlers, like [h3]Papi[/h3] and [h3]Penk[/h3] (to whom we give our thanks) have reported an inability to control the Warhog in its second stage. Luckily, the warmachine's emergency security protocols deployed successfully and Vikings were unable the damage the unit, leading to postponing the battle altogether. [h3]Papi and Penk will receive 3000 Gold each for their honorable service. They should find a nice Gift Chest next time they login into Bossgard.[/h3] We appologize to all our hog handlers, the new models are now fully outfitted with new, state-of-the-art armor and central processors. In the name of the Evil Eye, you should have no problem tearing the Vikings apart. [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/32812278/0f1d8a130a7cb195e27037139aa510a9bd3383df.png[/img] Proceed with the extermination of all Viking lifeforms and report any other issues you might encounter. Hail the Eye. [i]-the Sand Sailors[/i]