Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
Having spent the last 12 months couped up in our houses, it’ll soon be time to collectively step out and breathe in the fresh air. Of course, that’s all before we strap two live fireworks to our tender bodies, propelling us up into the sky before we come crashing back down to the ground, landing in the open jaws of a handy shark who has taken refuge in a nearby river.
[h3]Oh wait. No. That’s Just Die Already - the old aged pensioner playground we're pleased to announce will launch on Steam [b]May 20th, 2021[/b]![/h3]
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Just Die Already might be a fictional tale of OAPs competing for spots in retirement homes, but given the folks in those homes have food & drink, company, and - most importantly - haircuts on tap, we're starting to think we should join then.
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Don't forget to pre-order Just Die Already on Steam starting today!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/979070/Just_Die_Already/
