Introducing the Daily Bonus Meter!

RantCPU's ClickBait

Here's the game: Click on RantCPU cards, and guess what? MORE CARDS! Get daily bonus rewards just for showing up—could be epic, legendary, or the ultimate one-of-one! Plus, join the Hub to create your own cards. Submit ideas, and your masterpiece might be the next big hit!

Hey ClickBaiters, RantCPU here, back at it again with some sweet updates for all you clickers out there. I've decided you need a little extra motivation to keep those clicks coming on the regular. Introducing the all-new Daily Bonus Meter – your best friend and worst enemy all in one shiny package. Here's the deal: Every day you show up and click, you get rewarded. It's simple, right? You wake up, you click, you get some love. But if you decide to take a day off, your reward meter will reset faster than you can say 'bozo.' And trust me, you don’t want to be stuck at that level. It’s a bad look. [img]{STEAM_CLAN_IMAGE}/45097843/bae02036ec401c156d11254c7c0ca8dadcc6009e.png[/img] Let me break it down for you: 0 – Congrats, you're a [b]Bozo[/b]. 10,000 clicks – Boom, you’re a [b]Goon[/b]. 25,000 – Welcome to [b]Simp City.[/b] 50,000 – Now you're [b]Meme-worthy.[/b] 75,000 – Got that [b]Rizz[/b], baby! 100,000 – You’re a certified [b]Punk[/b]. 175,000 – [b]Boss[/b] level unlocked. 300,000 – Bow down, you’re the [b]King[/b]. 👑 But beware, slacker! If you miss claiming your reward after 24 hours, the meter resets to zero and you’re back to Bozo-ville. No mercy, no exceptions. So, keep those clicks coming, and maybe – just maybe – you’ll make it to King status. But if not… well, there’s always tomorrow, Bozo. Happy Clicking! – RantCPU