I made a platoon of dogs fight a tank in Beast Battle Simulator and now I am filled with a deep regret

Beast Battle Simulator

Beast Battle Simulator is a physics based battle-simulation sandbox game featuring dinosaurs, animals, and humans. Kamikaze Zebras VS. T-Rex with laser guns, Lions VS. medieval knights; anything is possible! Watch as the beasts dismember and rip each other apart in gory detail!

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Beast Battle Simulator [Steam page] is what I d call a Joke Game, invented to provoke a single snort of laughter as you scroll over silent videos during your tea break. It s more or less identical to Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator, in that you pit groups of AI-controlled beings against one another, then sit back and watch as they fight. Except this time you can strap bombs to the penguins and make them play football against a team of grumpy giraffes.

Here s some fights I made happen.
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