I HATE MY LEGS IS LIVE!

I HATE MY LEGS

In this difficult-to-master Foddian adventure, embark on a hilariously BRUTAL mission as Jeff, a turtle with massive human legs trying to find his father! Spin, Jump, and Zoom through the world as quickly as you can, your father awaits!

Hey, you reptiles! I HATE MY LEGS is officially live. I will say, that after the past month of marketing, I thought I would be more excited about this. I am actually terrified right now. I have devoted much time and energy to this game, and it's still not perfect. There are some visual pop-in issues right now, specifically in the later areas/stages. I will be working tirelessly over the weekend to perfect this. I did not have the last few environments finished until around 12am last night, so I haven't slept trying to implement them perfectly. At the same time, I will create a better introduction and ending sequence for the "story" and the game as a whole. As it stands, the end game is a platform that pops up your final time. This will be a "cinematic" sequence in the near future. Expect several small updates over the weekend, and a larger one next week if all goes well. I want this game to be a very smooth Foddian experience! Thank you all for the support, I look forward to seeing some playthroughs of the coming weeks, and making adjustments based on feedback!