Good evening. I am Smevilles, your steward.
Smevilles, me old mate! How have you been? I haven t seen you since I played that dusty old adventure game Titanic: Adventure Out Of Time back in the 1990s. Remember? You were the steward aboard the ill-fated ocean liner, and you used to ha ha you used to come into my first class cabin and tell me about the ship s layout. Your moustache and juddering facial animations used to make me smile. It s good to see you. What are you doing these days?
Oh. You re still on the Titanic. Right.